Personal website of Robert D. Homer, Jr., Cleveland, Ohio
Joke: Good News / Bad News
The leader of the oarsmen in a Roman galley said to his men, “I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that the captain said you can have the rest of the day off!”
When the cheers of the men died down, he went on, “You will also get an extra ration of bread tonight!”
As soon as that round of cheers ebbed, he went on, “The bad news is that tomorrow he wants to go water skiing!!!"
Pete Seeger Sings "Big Muddy" on YouTube
Robert's Favorite Joke These Days . . .
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.
“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met the farmer. He told the farmer the story.
“Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer.
“Yes, yes!” the man replied.
“Oh, I wouldn't listen to Bessie,” said the farmer. “She doesn't know anything about cars.”
Thought for the Day . . .
“ Andy Warhol was wrong: in the future, everyone won't be famous for fifteen minutes. But everyone will have their own web site.”- Jon Winokur, author
The Advantages of a Permanent Email Address . . .
One of my motivations for creating this website was to have a permanent email address. I didn't want my email address to change whenever I changed internet service providers. Also, some ISPs make it difficult or impossible to take your emails, address list, and favorites with you if you leave them. The only way I know to solve these problems once and for all is to set up your own domain name.